The Alba phenomenon
The New Hotness
By Chhun Sun
The Collegian |
Her eyes are piercing, already killing me softly. Her lips can say a million things without moving at all. Her light brown complexion can make any guy blush.
And right now, in this supermarket, I’m in pure awe. I’m looking around to make sure the people in this public place don’t think I’m a crazy person.
I step closer to her and feel even more enraptured by her beauty.
These features attack me from different directions whenever I find myself at the magazine section of a bookstore, or whenever I’m standing in line at a supermarket.
She’s truly an angel, someone who epitomizes what’s sexy and what’s truly unattainable to the average guy.
 Jessica Alba really started breaking hearts at the sweet age of 19, when she became James Cameron’s favorite girl and he chose her as the “Dark Angel.” Ever since then, she has broken more hearts than an irresponsible cardiologist.
It’s obvious why she’s capable of doing such a feat. Just look at her. She’s the ultimate girl that I would love to be trapped in a broken elevator with.
But all I can say is that Jessica broke my heart much earlier. And I’m proud of it.
I was 14 and she was 14, and I recognized waaaaaaaaaaaay before anyone else that Jessica’s beauty is one of a kind.
It was a boring Sunday afternoon at my parents’ house and I was channel surfing when I saw someone amazing on TV.
There was this young, sweet-looking girl on “Flipper,” swimming in the deep blue, and I said, “Wow!” Then I turned to my older brother and said,
“Look at her!”
“Who’s that?” he asked.
“I don’t know, but it’s too bad she’s on this crappy show,” I said. “No one will ever see how beautiful she is.”
But I was so wrong.
Four years later she got a major role in the sleeper, “Idle Hands.” Then it was “Dark Angel,” which, sadly, lasted only two years.
But now, look at her. My little Jessica grew up so much, and she’s so popular with the boys these days, reestablishing the fact that God truly is a man.
But it’s sad to say she doesn’t have much going for her other than her looks. She can’t act, even though she has a long career ahead of her. None of her movies have received critical acclaim, even though most have done well at the box office.
“Honey” showed that honey couldn’t dance. “Fantastic Four” gave Sue Storm some Latin flavor but suffered severely in boredom. In “Sin City” Jessica was part of a talented cast, so you can’t give her full credit.
In her latest, “Into the Blue,” Jessica is shown in a bikini, which can be a dream come true for many guys around the world. But her acting is mediocre.
Then again, does that really matter? Just look at her.
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