I changed my mind about growing up
From the moment you are held up by your ankles and slapped on the butt you wish you were older. At least that’s what I think. When you’re little you see big kids riding big bikes without training wheels. You see big kids taking bites out of big candy bars. You see big kids getting bigger allowances.
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The Germy Truth
Everyday I wash my hands at least a dozen times. My definition of “wash” includes soap, lots of water and the furious rubbing of palms. The habit can’t be avoided, as I parallel Adrian Monk with my obsessive avoidance of germs.
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