
	February 3, 2006 California State University, Fresno

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My awesome speech impediment

The sordid confessions of a messy person

My awesome speech impediment
I STUTTER. Sometimes my words get stuck between my tongue and lips and nothing comes out. They hang there, one consonant at a time, like a deejay scratching a record right in the middle of a lyric. More>>

The sordid confessions of a messy person
KNOW THIS: I am very much a messy person, as much as the next slob. I look at mess and see cluttered order. And then I ignore it. Maybe if I had only cleaned myself up once in a while, none of this would have ever happened. Maybe all those lives would have been saved. More>>