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4/14/04 • Vol. 128, No. 31

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Sept. 11 commission a partisan farce

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Sept. 11 commission a partisan farce

Son of Thunder

By John Brannon

If you haven’t been witness to any of the Sept. 11 commission public inquiries of former and present administration officials, you’ve missed quite a show. It’s a very humorous set of events. Unfortunately, it has turned into a partisan “he said she said” match up, with some on the commission and a few of those who testified simply trying to make themselves look good.More>>

 

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Thoughts from the Doghouse

Y ou know when you’re in class, your mind starts to wander, and you come up with weird thoughts like, “Did anyone else get seasick from watching ‘Pirates of the Caribbean?’” Well, we decided to write them down. Enjoy. • Hopefully, you enjoyed your spring break. In case you’re not sure, here’s some ways to tell if your vacation sucked: 1) Instead of going to Cancun, Rosarita or Fort Lauderdale, the only city you visited was Clovis. 2) You went back home for the week and your parents celebrated your return by having you remodel their house. 3) You spent all week studying because some ungodly professor gave you homework over the break. Personally, we think they hate us because we’re young. That’s right, we said it.More>>

 

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