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From Behind the Lens
By Ryan Smith
If you haven’t heard of the Sept. 11 Victim
Compensation Fund you might want to check it out—it could
make you a millionaire. For those of you not already in-the-know,
just 10 days after the terror acts Sept. 11, the United States
government
created a fund available to relatives of deceased victims from
the World Trade Center and the airlines involved in the Trade Center
bombings. The fund was part of a law titled “To
preserve the continued viability of the United States air transportation
system,” which was enacted to preempt lawsuits threatening
the airline industry.More>>
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Thoughts from the Doghouse
By Alberto Magallanes & Ryan Ramos
You know when you’re in class, your mind
starts to wander, and you come up with weird thoughts like, “A
clip show? Who do these two jerks think they are?” Well,
we decided to write down our favorite comments. Enjoy.
•Freshman
Tip #22:Your professors may need to e-mail you. So when signing
up for an e-mail address, Mr_Big_Stuff69@aol.com
might not be such a good idea.
• While watching MTV, Alberto
came up with this musical equation: 2 Pac minus Talent equals Ja
Rule.
• Ryan’s Tips on Dating #21: Guys,
never take your woman to a movie that stars Vin Diesel, Colin Farrell
or The Rock. Why? Because when the movie’s over, she’s
going to get hit with the reality stick and realize she has to
go home with you and your butter-stained T-shirt.More>> |
