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Like Pat Hill says, whether it was a monkey or a gorilla or that 4.4 million-year-old human ancestor thing, we got it off our back by beating the Warriors Saturday night.

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Conan O̢۪Brien making fun of Fresno

Sorry Conan, Johnny Carson was making fun of Fresno when you were in diapers. Leave trashing our city to the professionals, A.K.A. Fresno residents.

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The Bulldog Stakes

Joining Fresno State Wine (alcohol) and the Bulldog Gang (organized crime), the Bulldog Stakes (gambling) brings the Fresno State brand within a few steps of running the gamut on vice!

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Levi Johnston pistachio commercial

Raunchy, shocking and in bad taste, pistachios become the latest item to become fodder for sexual innuendo. New game: get your friends together and try to guess how (answer can be found on YouTube).

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Homecoming

This year’s theme is “Hollywood,â€Â and plenty of star-studded events will fill the week. Paul Newman may have had “The Sting,â€Â but Pat Hill has “The ‘Stache.â€Â

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No homecoming king/queen

Homecoming without a homecoming king and queen? Sure! The Collegian proposes that we add to this concept: parking without parking tickets, registration without registration fees, and text messaging without drunk text messaging.