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<td width="343" valign="bottom"><p class="date"><a href="default.html">4/12/04 • Vol.
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<p class="byline">By Zev Chafets, KRT Campus</p>
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</span>Every presidential campaign needs a theme song. Right now,
the supporters of John F. Kerry are singing a golden oldie: “My
Boyfriend’s Back. Addressed, of course, to George W. Bush.
You’re
gonna be sorry you were ever born. Hey la, hey la, my boyfriend’s
back. Cause he’s kinda big and he’s awful
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<p class="byline">By Lenore Skenazy, KRT Campus</p>
<p class="storyText">Guess it was bound to happen sooner or later.
According to The Week magazine, the Romanian company Simeda has just
come out with SoundCover: fake background noises for your cell phone.
You’ve got your traffic sounds, your thunderstorm, dentist’s
drill and, for some reason, circus sounds. (“I’ll be
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<p><strong><em>-Art courtesy of KRT Campus</em></strong></p></td>
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